When I am queen of the world, I will have a courtesy-laugh intern
While watching an episode of Sons of Anarchy: Some character on the show: You know Whistler, right? Me: No, but I know Whistler’s mother! Manfred: [Silence] Me: Come ON! That joke works on TWO LEVELS.
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The picker paradox
Lately we’ve been watching episodes of American Pickers on Netflix streaming, and even though I enjoy the show (okay, I mostly enjoy pretending that the hosts are secretly in love with each other and...
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Day 41/365: Comcastic … Er … To XFinity and Beyond?
For the first time in years, I’ve got cable. I’m only a couple of hours in and already I’m poised to punch some people. Like those jackbags on the commercials for the company that will give you cash...
View ArticleConfidential to Richard Belzer on ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’
Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUP SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH HOLE YOUR STORIES ARE STUPID YOUR FACTS ARE WILDLY INACCURATE YOUR ANECDOTES ARE WORTHLESS YOUR EARS ARE...
View ArticleDon’t kill books and don’t kill movies, you jerks!
I love Andrew Sullivan, y’all know I do, but his giddy anticipation of the fall of traditional media (newspapers, dead-tree books, movie theaters; the giddiness is my reading, of course; his actual...
View ArticleThings you should be watching
• The Gorburger Show • Billy on the Street • Enlightened • The new season of Peep Show That’s all for now; I know you’re busy.
View ArticleI overlooked the obvious Liz Lemonification of a recent life event
In recounting this weird thing to Nick the other day, he reminded me that it sounds an awful lot like the episode of 30 Rock where Liz reluctantly goes to her class reunion and “learns that she was not...
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We need more Power Rangers reboots
I don’t know if you nonparents know this, but at this very moment there are no less than six dozen Power Rangers iterations available on Netflix, including Power Rangers MegaForce, Power Rangers Super...
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